"... and link the tease function to the complaints in-box with duration and intensity tied to swear word count and number of capitalized letters.. We should be able to judge the reaction to future policies through the webcam link by seeing how badly she's twitching or writhing..."
Ha! Wonderful creative punish-er, "correctional measure" for the overreaching intern! Serves her right for being so uptight! :-)
ReplyDelete- B-Rex, back at http://degradeddamsels.blogspot.com until Google changes its mind again, ;-)
If only we could actually belt the internet police that overstepped their own purview... Maybe some day... Keep on Kinking in the Free World!
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ReplyDelete"... and link the tease function to the complaints in-box with duration and intensity tied to swear word count and number of capitalized letters.. We should be able to judge the reaction to future policies through the webcam link by seeing how badly she's twitching or writhing..."
Anon -
Delete"If she ever collapses comatose, we'll know we need to dial things back a bit and run another PR campaign."