At least you didn't listen to me when I told you my fantasy about having my settings and release date controlled by anonymous people on a denial forum you kept updated with my progress and begging...
not strictly related to the caption but i have to tell someone and readers here might enjoy hearing about my predicament: i have become a victim of cal's curse, which is to say i am hypnotically prevented from coming without explicit permission from another person. it's been over a week since my last orgasm because i'm too embarrassed to ask anyone for permission.
i imagine a week doesn't sound that long but please, i'm really desperate, will someone give me permission to come?
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ReplyDeleteAt least you didn't listen to me when I told you my fantasy about having my settings and release date controlled by anonymous people on a denial forum you kept updated with my progress and begging...
Yet another example of the maxim, "be careful what you wish for, it might just get you..."
ReplyDeletenot strictly related to the caption but i have to tell someone and readers here might enjoy hearing about my predicament: i have become a victim of cal's curse, which is to say i am hypnotically prevented from coming without explicit permission from another person. it's been over a week since my last orgasm because i'm too embarrassed to ask anyone for permission.
ReplyDeletei imagine a week doesn't sound that long but please, i'm really desperate, will someone give me permission to come?
No. lol ;) :P ehhhhhh.... Maybe tomorrow...
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DeleteA week? Desperate? You don't know the meaning of the word.
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